I'm Emily, and if you don't like cats, rats or The Muppets, then we probably can't be friends.

I work with kids, I'm always cold and I'm an ace at making biscuits. I have an awesome boyfriend, we watch a lot of zombie films and our animals are the best.

My life doesn't fit in this box.


  1. kontroverseal reblogged this from hodgeface and added:
    I’m so glad you like him! He looks awesome right there :)
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